Zen and the art of rubber duck farming

My totally made-up system for calming the fuck down

Warning: I’m about to mention the orange guy but I’m not going to talk about anything newsy. Just some good, old-fashioned trash talking! If you want to skip ahead for the sake of your mental health, scroll down to the first subhead.

In less than two months the orange-faced one will once again defile the office of the American Presidency. It’s my underst…