New Covid strain: I read the news so you don't have to

Let's talk about how to protect your facehole.

Did you see this article in Vox?

Yuuuuuuuuucky! I don't even wanna know about this! But I probably should so I’m going to read the article. I'll summarize for you along the way, OK?

The big takeaway?

We’re fucked. I mean, we’ve been fucked but now it seems the universe has cracked open the Kama Sutra of ways-to-fuck-with-humanity and wants to test drive …