Merry Menopause! Gift ideas for your favorite middle-aged ladies

Especially if one of those ladies is you

This is the bouquet of flowers I bought to commemorate 366 days without a period. Weirdly, no one threw me a parade. Maybe I missed it?

Ho, ho, ho!!! Hey, remember the ‘90s when “ho” took on a whole new meaning? Do people still use this word this way? I’m too old to know.

And you know what? You probably are too if you’re reading this post.

Since it’s tha…