Listen, everyone. I don't care what holiday you celebrate this time of year. I don't care if it's no holiday. Just know that tomorrow is the most important holiday and it's the one we can all agree on (except for my cousin Alan, who says this holiday is selfish and lazy).
Please read the rules and prepare accordingly.
P.S. Suck it, Alan.
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