According to Trish, not worth reading since 2009

An absolutely enormous picture of Trish Sammer's head. Be thankful you can't see it clearly.
This is a giant picture of what my head looks like on a sunny day.


Trish Sammer is a middle-aged writer and editor living in Bucks County, PA.

As the self-proclaimed voice of the Gen X generation, Trish has no plans to update this newsletter with any regularity because what’s the f*cking point?

(For non-Gen Xers: That’s a little nihilistic slacker humor for you. Enjoy.)

But you’re welcome to subscribe anyway and see what happens.


Also, this Substack newsletter is the new home of According to Trish, the blog Trish has been inconsistently writing since 2009. If you want to check out the original blog, go for it. Just be aware that it’s the bloggy version of a long abandoned house, full of graffiti from bored, tresspassy teenagers (in this case, spammy hacker-generated posts full of rando Arrested Development references).

What were we talking about again? Oh yeah.

When Trish isn’t writing about herself in the third person on pages such as this, you can find her trying to motivate herself to do something that she feels like she really should just do already, but probably won’t.

The duality of living life as both an optimist and a realist is truly something to ponder, wouldn’t you agree?

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Seriously, who knows what the hell is going to happen here? But whatever it is, it’s bound to be embarrassing for all of us.

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Professional writer. Amateur goofball. Words in Woman’s Day, Redbook, Huffington Post, Slackjaw, and Scarymommy.